A note to the tall woman with the brown eyes and black asics sneakers....

Walking straight up to the door and putting your eye up to look in through the crack between the door and wall is not the appropriate way to see if the bathroom stall is occupied.

If I ever pass you in the hallway maybe I'll have the nerve to tell you to knock. Or bend down and look for feet. Or give a test push even. But geez, lady, respect a girls privacy.

I'm just sayin'.