Terra Chamberlain [aloe9@simplicity.com] sent me an email today:

GET YOUR DIPLOMA TODAY!If you are looking for a fast and effective way to get a diploma,(non accredited) this is the best way out for you. Provide us with degree you are interested in. Call us right now on: For US: 1.845.709.8044 Outside US: +1.845.709.8044 "Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail.

Our staff will get back to you in next few days!

'Non accredited'. Really? In that case, I can go print myself lots of diplomas. Maybe that'll be my new wallpaper in my office.